Buying a Bosch Washing Machine for My House

So my wife left me a week ago. And within that one week, I’ve managed to turn our beautiful home into a dirty shack. There are clothes strewn all over the floor, food splattered all over the microwave and crumbs on the sofa, counter, bed and every other imaginable place. Yes, I’ve managed to turn our 5-year-old Victorian home into a place that more or less looks like a racoon settlement. And to top it off, I’ve managed to wreck or rather destroy the good old family washing machine. Turns out, you can’t stuff your sleeping bag and a ton of other clothes in and expect it to do its job. Oh well, my bad. Now, I’m stuck in a conundrum. And according to the mechanic, so is the washing machine drum. He says I need to get a new one, after charging me a thousand bucks for just a 5 minutes job.

The Plan - Buying a New Washing Machine

So I called up a friend of mine who works for an ecommerce company. We spent a good two hours discussing about Ant-Man, the latest Marvel movie, because that was more important. And then finally after couple of minutes of research my friend asked me to check out Bosch washing machines.

Now, the first thing I did was call up my other friend who works at Bosch. Turns out he didn’t know much about washing machines or that Bosch even sold them. And that sucked. Because it meant I had to do the research. Argh! So I logged into some ecommerce sites and started looking around. Boy, I was in for a surprise. These Germans really know technology; I don’t. It took me a while to get the hang of all those terms and features, but I once I did, it was as easy as making an Audi (Vorsprung durch Technik, whatever that means).

Bosch Washing Machines

Like I said, these washing machines are brilliant. Huge drum capacity, which I take it means more load, special programs designed for special fabrics (sleeping bag?), huge energy and time saving features (heart-attack-less electricity bills) and high washing quality (whites will be whites). Also these babies are packed with some other really cool features such as VarioDrum, AllergyPlus ECARF, AntiVibration Design and SpeedPerfect. After going through all the notes and reviews one thing I learnt was that these features make your washing easy, simple and do-not-have-to-depend-on-wife.

Buying the Bosch Washing Machine Online

Like hell I would drive all the way to the mall and get one. I’ve done all my research online and found a good deal that offers great savings. Why would I ever leave the comfort of my ant-infested sofa? Oh and to top it off, I’m getting the washing machine delivered right to my house and having it installed. Free of charge that too. So when my wife’s back from her family trip, she’s going to be so proud of me.